- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

women's rights.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

Poop.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Poop!!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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