- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Women's rights

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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