I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Black people

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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