(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A blind man watches TV

my gave me a game i said thank you

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Women drivers...

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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