wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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