- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

eden stop

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

You and your parents are going to die today

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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