Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mother is average.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Dusters blow stuff.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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a man walked into a bar....

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

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Your mom went to college

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