What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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