jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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no really what are ur names?

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