A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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children burning

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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what are you mike bibby?

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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