- Anti Joke

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.