- Anti Joke

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...