- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

long in the tooth!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

belly button

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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