How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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And more;

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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