Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Penis.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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