What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

KILL WHITEY

ecks! why zee?

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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