knock knock whos there? nobody

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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no really what are ur names?

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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