What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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My name is Harry.

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