Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the gay guy sad?

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Do u take sugar?

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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