Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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