010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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