Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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