Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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I have aids

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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hello

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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No

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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