- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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