- Anti Joke

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Okay, after this one then...

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.