What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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which one is easiest

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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kill yourself

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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