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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Vagina.

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