- Anti Joke

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.