- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

This is not a joke

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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