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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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