Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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