What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

womens rights.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

angelosnyder is not gay

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

My love life

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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