Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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