Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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