- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Well, there's one way...

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

He--Hey guys

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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