What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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