What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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Do you play piano? No

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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