- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What? Why?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

p

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??