What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

I'm hungry.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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