why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops