Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Donald Trump

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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