- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

my gramma died

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Dislike this.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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