Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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