Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

A seal walks into a club.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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