- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

9/11

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Yanter, Look it up

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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