Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Ms Leong Sux

scientology.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Grace Ackerson

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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