whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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I shot a bitch.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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kennah campion... being nice

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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