Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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women's rights.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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