- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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