- Anti Joke

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just pooped that is all!

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.