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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man did not like this site

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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