- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

A man buys a prius

I love alchohol!

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

heat!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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