- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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