A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Fart

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David Cameron

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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