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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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