why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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