- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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