emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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women's rights, lol

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Anti Joke

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