- Anti Joke

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Chuck Norris is dead......

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.