- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

your mother

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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