What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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