How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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balls

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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