- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Banana Hamock.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

what is 3+3= 8

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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