Wow! I've seen this joke before!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Hi what I lug you

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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