What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Moooo

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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