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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer