Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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