- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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