How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

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