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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

God. God.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

cats are pussies

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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