Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What's the deal with brown?

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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