Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how man

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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