What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

every cloud has a silver lining

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

learn. advance!

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

30cm = 0,3meters

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

100 chefs walk into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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