Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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asdf

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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