Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

knock knock no ones home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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