Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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