- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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