- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

Robin, get in the car!

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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