roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

think twice or at least think

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

tee hee

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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